i did a thing.
[911 operator on the phone] Sir, could you tell me what happened?
Bucky: He’s not— He’s not breathing. Oh God, Steve, don’t do this to me. Don’t leave me. Please. Steve!
[911 operator] Sir, I need you to calm down.
Bucky: He’s not breathing.
getting called cute by someone cuter than you
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.
"okay class who wants to present first"
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children