aloofpudding:

i did a thing.

[911 operator on the phone] Sir, could you tell me what happened?

Bucky: He’s not— He’s not breathing. Oh God, Steve, don’t do this to me. Don’t leave me. Please. Steve!

[911 operator] Sir, I need you to calm down.

Bucky: He’s not breathing.

chameleonfire:

getting called cute by someone cuter than you

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asgardreid:

thestormscrolls:

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.image

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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orcaobsession:

Keiko breaches in Klettsvik Bay (by Keiko Doc)

orcaobsession:

Keiko breaches in Klettsvik Bay (by Keiko Doc)

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children